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<h2>Treeclearing Blamed for Outbreak of Chlorophyllopia </h2>
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Tempers flared last week when the rose-colored glasses of residents near the ^C1 Game Preserve turned green, apparently caused by the downing of thousands of chlorophyll-rich Ginko trees. According to investigators, millions of subatomic green quarks were released into the air from the lacerated trees, embedding themselves in the eyeglasses, window and mirrors of ^C1. "I don't mind the change," remarked Reggie Nosebled, a ^C1 native, "And now I won't have to water my lawn."
