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<h2>A New Dawn In ^C1, Or At Least A Nice Mid-morning</h2>
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Bells rang, firecrackers exploded, and all nearby ships (including tiny ceramic ones in bedroom aquariums) were walloped with champagne bottles after two city commissioners, ^P1 and ^P2, agreed to a historic exchange, trading ^01 for ^02.
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"I may look like a hyena's caboose, but I feel 10 years younger," crowed Commissioner ^P1, as he shook ^P2's hand so hard his suspenders popped and his shoes untied. ^P2 wasn't quite so effusive, but he did swallow a live 5-pound trout just to show that he was a good sport.