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<h2>Police Commissioner Requests Additional Stations</h2>

Using facts, figures, statistics, charts, equations and graphs, ^C1 Police Commissioner Turks "Goober" Midlothian repeated his request that additional police stations be built in ^C1. "We’re pretty thin out there," he told a Commissioner's Panel on Police Services. "Better you don’t know how thin, because you wouldn’t sleep at night, it’s so bad." 
Midlothian pointed to a stack of reports, papers, files, transcripts, and overall findings. "There’s more in there, and it ain’t pretty reading, excuse my grammar. More tickets to write, more response for more calls, more people thinking they can get away with stuff, and what stuff you wouldn’t believe. It’s just a question of time before there’s a serious problem."
