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<h2>^C1 Desperate For Entertainment</h2>
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Dozens of ^C1 civic leaders, merchants and "Just Plain Joes" have joined Stephen Miles, and appear just as determined as him to walk along every street in ^C1 on their hands until the city gets a sports stadium. As the peaceful (yet somehow unsettling) conga-line of usually rational citizens turns around a corner, neighborhood residents watch in amazement. "I know some of those people," resident Rhett Marsta said after fourteen people went down his block. "It makes you think." 
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It also makes ^C1 native Ralph Gazoo angry. "We’re out here watching people walk on their hands," he said in disgust. "If this is entertainment in ^C1, then include me out." Police Captain Hopewell "Cab" Horbenfield is warning citizens to be careful. "It doesn’t take very many people walking on their hands to mess up traffic," he explained. "They can’t see where they’re going, and most of them fall over without warning." 
