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<h3>Local Business Celebrates Hundredth Customer</h3>

Markwell Hepworth thought sixty-five dollars was steep for a pack of gum, but he really wanted it and he had the cash. That made him the Hundredth Customer of Paderowsky’s Gum, Kitchen Sponge and Inset Phillips-Head Machine Bolt Emporium. Owners Harold and Gertrude Paderowsky presented Mr. Hepworth with a certificate. "It’s only taken eighteen years, a little less then I thought." Harold said with a sigh of relief. 
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The store, a well-known, though largely avoided piece of ^C1 folklore, added a mark-up of one thousand percent on his three items. "We want our customers to be satisfied," Harold’s wife Gertrude insisted. "About a year ago, some guy wanted a left-hand thread bolt. All we had were right-hand threads." "I hate to lose a customer," Harold said of the incident. "Sure, we charge a lot, but if you want a pack of gum, a kitchen sponge, or an inset Phillips-head machine bolt, we got them."
