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<h2>^C1 Commissioners Agree To Disagree</h2>
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In a stunning example of horrible cliches run amok, Commissioner ^P1 and Commissioner ^P2 have reneged on their contract to trade ^01 for ^02. "Our backs were up against the wall, and there was no turning back--because, of course, if we turned, our backs, which were up against the wall, would then be in front, and we couldn't see them anyway," dribbled on ^P1 in a poor attempt at explanation.
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^P2 didn't speak at the news conference to announce the contract's severance, but was seen doing a credible minuet in a fuscia tutu outside the council chambers restroom.