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<h3>Dice Tossed At Local Plant</h3>

^C1 residents were shaken from their beds last night by an enormous explosion at the Do or Die Dice Factory. Emergency crews worked through the night sweeping up piles of dice that had been thrown for blocks. Strangely, all the dice landed like "boxcars" with six spots showing.
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"Yeah, it was something," remarked Eddie Goodleboy, owner of the Do or Die. "I’m not saying I know this or nothing, but with all of dem sixes showing, I wouldn’t be surprised if Mr. Pitchfork himself was somehow involved." The collected dice were shipped to a Reno casino that had special-ordered the dice a fortnight before. The decision or whether to rebuild the exploded factory is still a toss-up. 
