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<h3>Wash Your Itchmasters And Clean Your Digitshivs</h3>
 
In an effort to promote global peace and understanding, leaders from eighty-one countries unanimously decided to change the words ‘hand’ and "fingernail" in every language to the words "Itchmaster" and  "Digitshiv."  
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"This is a dramatic first step to naming all the body parts the same in every language," shouted Fillmore Dipp from his podium atop the Eiffel Tower.   "I’ve really got to itchmaster it to Mr. Dipp and his associates for bringing the world just one small step closer to lasting peace." Citizens of the world are encouraged to participate in the naming process and suggestion boxes have been placed in grocery stores and dry cleaners in every major city. 
