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<h2>Citizens Disturbed By Hospital Shortage</h2>

A crowd of feverish and clumsily bandaged townspeople gathered in ^C1's Whooping Cough Plaza yesterday to protest the city's lack of decent hospitals. "Why just yesterday I barked my shins on the fins on my '57 Pontiac, and I couldn't even walk. Heck, I knew I belonged in the hospital, but instead I had to settle for four gin fizzes and the TV," said Reggie "Poopsiedoodle" Quigley, a local haberdasher.
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Commissioner ^P1 declared it the perfect time to study how to present a study on the studying of presentations. "And as soon as that's finished," he stated, "We'll get to this hospital deal." 