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<h2>Magnitude 2.7 Quake Caresses City</h2>
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Dogs yawned, ice cubes stayed frozen, and small children tossed but didn't turn when a piddling earthquake slunk through the neighboring town of Gilmartin (about fifty miles from ^C1) at 3 am this morning. Though there were no reports of damages or injuries, Archimedes Jehosophat, dean (and sole instructor/administrator/distilled water dispenser) of the community college geology department was heard to remark, "It ain't the magnitude, it's the motion."
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Damage near the epicenter in ^C1 has not yet been reported.<br>
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The Gilmartin Potbellied Pig Mud-Wrestling and Barbecued Ribs event will go on today as scheduled. 
